Be good, not nice.

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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Hey, Tumblr. You like non-stereotypical depictions of autism? What about ✨ neurodivergent protagonists ✨ ? Yes? What about asexual neurodivergent protagonists that go on chapters-long rants about their special interests? You want gay characters that are important to the plot too? Then I've got the book for you! The author is gay!!! American Psycho, by Bret Easton Ellis, is

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The most awkward travelexperience in recorded history, as recounted in 'Galactic Hot Ones', was had by actor Eknie Jef Chem, when,

during a cross-planet 6 hour shuttle-flight, their seatneighbour at first seemed panicked to sit next to them(Chem tries not to be insulted),

requested to sit somewhere else (no other seats were avaiable),

proceeded to ignore Chem for hours (they're pretty sure the neighbour didn't move at all, just stared straight ahead),

until Chem realised that the audio-hallucination they kept having was in fact the neighbour humming the theme from The Rise And Fall Of Sanctuary Moon in a barely audible frequenzy (Chem is still glad to have been on the show, and despite having moved on to bigger things, is still on good terms with a lot of the crew. They'd be there for a limited time revival),

and so Chem thought, okay, just a weird fan, and when they got ready to disembark( the neighbour did not move out of the way),

they turned to the neighbour and said:"Boldness is all", figuring it would make someones day (might even go a little viral, who knows).

The neighbour then got up, headed straight for the emergency exit, ripped it open (which triggered an alarm),

jumped out (at least 6 meters) and sprinted away across the landing zone (got hit by a cargo-truck, kept running).

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Update from the man himself

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The Porn Guy aka The Nice Guy aka The Canadian side of Pornhub aka SFW Pornhub’s REAL NAME is Ryan Creamer. No joke, that is legit his real name.

Also this.

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Which led him to this.

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Bless this man.

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I can appreciate him and the service he’s providing independently of the shitshow that is the platform he’s hosted on.

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Ryan Creamer from Pornhub standing in a room presenting a slideshow. he is a red headed and bearded male, dressed in black round glasses, black long sleeved turtleneck and khaki slacks with brown dress shoes. His slide is a photo of him shirtless in a presumed shower with a blank white screen to his left for a drop-down list. in the photo (in the presentation) he is giving a thumbs up. The slide is titled 'Ryan Creamer'. Ryan presents this slide while stating "I have no prestige"
Closeup of the slide with Ryan stating "My eulogy will one day include the word "Pornhub". The slide has the following Bullet points -no prestige and -Eulogy will one day include the word "Pornhub"
A cut back to Ryan presenting in a black turtleneck. An audience member states "Oh no!" in response to the Pornhub mention. Ryan continues " And up until very recently..."
Ryan continues "I thought the word 'COWabunga was pronounced CALIbunga". Cut back to the presentation slide with a new bullet "thought it was pronounced 'Calibunga' up until recently"
Cut back to Ryan in a turtleneck presenting who states "like California"

He remains just as funny and weird on other platforms dw

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Ryan Creamer from Pornhub, a red headed bearded man presenting a slideshow. He is wearing glasses, a turtleneck black shirt, khaki slacks and brown dress shoes. The first slide in the presentation is Titled 'Can I get an Honorary Degree if I Just Ask Really Nicely'

By the way, the topic he was presenting was

‘Can I get an Honorary Degree if I Just Ask Really Nicely’

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He’s now a co-executive director and writer on Game Changer and other Dropout TV shows. Which means that if we keep hyping this brilliantly original gameshow to a wider audience, it is entirely possible that his eulogy will include both the words “Pornhub” and “Emmy.” And that he’s brought a tremendous kindness and mutualistic care for others to both porn and gameshows that are often missing extremely comforting.